Abhishek at his weirdest normal level
Abhi had gone to Buddhan's place (CA) for an interview. Buddhan dropped Abhi at his interview place (which was definitely not nearby), and went to his office. Now Abhi, after he finished his interview (apne interviewers ko paka chukne ke baad :)), called Buddhan again, and here is what they talked:
Abhishek: Yaar my interview is over. Please come and pick me up and drop me to your place.
Buddhan: @#^$%%, I am in office, and working. Can't you take a bus and reach home, yourself.
Abhishek: Abbe I dont know anything here, how can I take the bus. You come and pick me up.
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arguments for some time ...
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Buddhan: OK, I'll look at the internet and find out the bus route details, then it'll be easier for you. I'll call you once I have find things out.
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Buddhan, within his limitations, tried to look things up as fast as possible. But, knowing him, it must have taken some time :). Anyway, once he was done, he called Abhishek up.
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Buddhan: Abhi, here is the route details ... X no bus from here, and then Y ... and then N ...
Abhishek: Wait ... wait wait ... tumhari yeh information mere kisi kaam ki nahi hai ...
Buddhan: #@$^&%@
Abhishek: When you refused to come to pick me up, I started walking towards your place. So I am not at my interview place (from which you have found out the route directions) any more. If you want to help me, now tell me from this place (some description), how can I come.
Buddhan: @#&^@ ... and banged the receiver down :).

Finally, Abhishek reached home - but how? He went to a car rental agency, rented a car, bought a map, and then :) ... finally, managed to reach ...