Strict Arshad Miyan aur Masoom Ashu
Ashu was in the process of taking off his sneakers, when Arshad Miyan (who had this peculiar habit of noticing almost everything which went on in the house - a characteristic very similar to grannies :)), noticed it, noticed that Ashu did not have any socks on under em, made a disgusting face, and commented*
Arshad Miyan: Chhi-2, moze nahi pahne hai tumne joote ke andar.
Ashu (with all innocence which he is so capable of filling himself with, when he desires): Arshad Miyan, Joote mein moze daily pahen-na chahiye kyaa
Arshad Miyan (for a moment, made even more disgusting face): Ab aise to munh bhi daily dhona chahiye :)

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After all of us were done with laughing thinking that the matter ended, Ashu responded, "Arshad Miyan main daily munh dho sakta hoon, par paani garam mil jaye to - aur voh to yahan milta nahi"

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* another characteristc very similar to grannies / aunties :)